Hello lovelies, Gilbert here, wishing you a happy month of love to you all. Or if your single, AN AWESOME DISCOUNT CHOCOLATE BINGE. So go ahead and leave us some questions about our love, our pets, our favorite Valentine's memories, ANYTHING!
Since Valentine's Day is coming, I figured I would tell you guys a little story.

It was a few years ago when Kiku and I spent our first Valentine's Day together. The only people who knew at the time were Feli, My Brother , Elizabeta and Mei Mei.
And you guys know how Greece and Turkey have this "thing" for mein liebe.
Well Greece came over for a visit bringing like fifty cats with him, so we were literally up to our necks in pussy.
Turkey apparently caught wind of this and he came over, pissing off all of the pussy and Herc.

So Turkey came in, and started arguing with Greece over who Kiku likes better, and they started getting a bit to close to Kiku for my comfort. My comfort zone for anyone to be around Kiku is about five feet. So Sadiq offers Kiku food, which came form absolutely nowhere, and Herc offered up a lifetime supply of Greek Yogurt and cats.

Terrified that Kiku would accept the offer of amazing food and/or cats, I stepped in. And by that, I mean on.
And by on, I mean on the cats.
I was mauled by cats.
Not pleasant.
So Kiku rushed to my side, shooing cats away. He was so concerened about me, I just couldn't believe it. When he figured I was alright, he kissed my cheek and gave me a hug. I hugged him back,forgetting that Angry Cat Lover and Footstool Man were still in the room.

Then they decided to have beef with me, which sucks for them because I was on a vegetarian diet because of a bet I lost. So they confronted Kiku, and asked who he liked the best, and then presented their cases.

Greece could give him tons of pussy and mind blowing sex. Turkey could give him tasty food, and mind blowing sex.
I took Kiku by the hand, looked him in the eyes and told him that I loved him and kissed him gently. Upon release, Kiku was just smiling at me.
"there isn't a contest here Gilbert, I love you." Kiku told me quietly, wrapping his arms around my waist.

So Greece and Turkey, dumbfounded, left for the great beyond, not sure what to do with their lives now that they knew they couldn't win Kiku's heart. I hear they have loads of angry sex together.

I'm so glad that I don't really have to worry about them stealing Kiku for themselves. I get pretty jealous when people come onto Kiku, also Greece and Turkey are really irritating when they are always fighting. I never got why Eliza shipped Kiku and Greece together so hard  in the first place. I may not like him, but Turkey IS one of Kiku's good friends, and constantly fighting with him as GOT  to be a turn off or something. Like, "It's me or the dog, except the dog is just as much your friend as I am, but I want to bone you more, so choose me" or something.

Except he didn't choose you, he kept his distance in that department, because he treasures both of your guys' friendship.
WHY DON'T YOU BOTH UNDERSTAND THAT HE DOES LOVE YOU, JUST NOT LIKE THAT! YOU TWO, are probably not reading this, so I'll just un caps rant.

I mean you two do care about him, and if were happy with one of you, then I guess I'd be happy for him too.
I don't know what made him choose me, but he did, and I feel like our love has grown more and more each day we've been together.
Kiku, you're gonna read this sooner or later, so I'll just tell you that not a day goes by that I don't question how I was so lucky to have your love, and this is getting really sappy and a bit unawesome, but I just want you to know, no matter what, I want you to be happy. Even if you find happiness with somebody else, as long as you're happy, I'm happy. I love you Kiku.
This has been Gilbert, signing out.

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Hello, Gilbert-Kun never got around to publishing this, and he was on our main computer.
Anyways. Gilbert, you'll read this next time you check our page, so I want you to know that I will never be happy without you. You brought me out of my shell, and showed me the world. You showed me that there's more to life inside my house. Without you, who knows where I'd be. You were on of the first people to come from your strange western world, to bring me out of my strange eastern one. You are a close friend, a best friend, and  my lover. You hold me when I'm scared, you make me feel better when I cry, you laugh at all of my stupid jokes, and you love me for me. I have never loved anyone more than I love you, and that will never change. As long as your happy, I'm happy. わたしは、あなたを愛しています